Ready for the mosh pit shaka bruh

creepyscritches:

I have not been able to get this image out of my head since seeing these tweets 2 days ago:

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pukicho:

My new years resolution is to get worse 

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egberts:

“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

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sunnyskiesahead:

we all know what our love language is but have you ever wanted to know what it ISNT?

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uglynewyork:

How many apps did north really buy for Ye to be 53ms in debt

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safetybush:

ougxjv-deactivated20230305:

I don’t think we can ‘lmao’ our way out of this one, girls.

#but we can try lmao

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spiribia:

i love werewolves. growing up as a kid i felt like something sickly and beastly masquerading as a human girl and i was mortified by it. now, i think a lot of my issues could be resolved by the ability to morph into a large dog

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lizardsister:

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

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arahir:

“we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising” like this you mean

“post plus” pay me to have to look at these

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disasterzoo-inactive:

sisters

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idk-anime:

a new version of marco polo where instead of saying “marco” and “polo” the first person yells “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” and then after a pause the other people have to yell “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” back but with slightly different intonations than the first person

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functioning-minne-holic:

This made me almost piss myself.

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solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva:

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

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bee-friend:

i don’t have baggage i come with lore

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