me during sports class
ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING
stop being rude and start being nude
The Cornetto Trilogy (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World’s End)
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
”Tolkien in Middle-Earth” by Hildebrandt Brothers
Oh my god.
This is fantastic!
i love how he just carries potatoes around
ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture
and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”
(it needs to be charged)
So after multiple hilarious conversations with Vending, this crossover AU came about.
Jean is next, of course.
I suppose everyone can guess who he’s gonna be.
The logo isn’t mine, I just made some edits to it.
"MOVE IT, COCONUT HEAD!"
so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
my dash did a thing